New years

What do you think of my edit? happy new years! (If i'm lucky, lovely85 might use it as the header)

Joke Stop!

Q: What does a nosey pepper do?

A: Gets jalapeno business!

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An Impasta.

Q: What do call you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator.

Q: What happends if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!

Q: What do lawyers wear to court?

A: Lawsuits!

Q: What did Bacon sayto Tamato?

A: Lettuce get together!

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?

A: Because it was framed.

Q: How do you shoot a killer bee?

A: With a bee gun?

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?

A: Milk and quackers!

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