Today's Christmas Surprise x3

Hallo! Kissy here!

Just thought I'd update you on the latest

Advent Calender Surprise!

Here it is!

Koolio, isn't it!

That's all for now!

Toodles!

Kissy x3

Joke Stop!

Q: What does a nosey pepper do?

A: Gets jalapeno business!

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An Impasta.

Q: What do call you call an alligator in a vest?

A: An Investigator.

Q: What happends if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!

Q: What do lawyers wear to court?

A: Lawsuits!

Q: What did Bacon sayto Tamato?

A: Lettuce get together!

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?

A: Because it was framed.

Q: How do you shoot a killer bee?

A: With a bee gun?

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?

A: Milk and quackers!

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